My name is Tricia, and I have a Problem.

It is 12:38 pm on Monday, May 14, 2007 and I have already consumed 3 Shipley's Donuts. Clearly, I have a problem. The worst part is that today was the day I was going to start eating healty. Unfortunately, Patrick Black, Admissions Counselor Extroidinairre (shout-out!, PB!!!) brought in tons of donuts, of all shapes, sizes and flavas. It doesn't matter what flavor a donut is, though. I do not discriminate. When it comes to my donuts, diversity is excellent.

So other than telling about being a fatty fat fat pig-o, I thought I'd share some highlights of our weekend. Caleb and I decided to drive to Decatur and shower his mother (and my sweet MIL) with lots of love and even a potted begonia. We weren't able to spend the whole weekend in Decatur, because we had to wait until I was finished with my Maymester class, which meets every night (except Sunday) from 5:00-7:30 pm. Oh yes, my friends. Every night until the end of May. So we didn't get to Decatur until late Saturday night.

One thing worthy of note: Heather once mentioned on her blog the phenomenon that is her memorization of the song, "I'm Your Lady" by Celine Dion. Even though that song is no longer played much, she still knows every word. WELL. Apparently, I know all the words to a very obscure and very angry song. I don't even know the title or who sings it, and it's a song that sounds better if I shout it with an aggressive tone of voice. It mildly shocked Caleb, who thought I was asleep at the time. Anyway, does anyone else remember that song with the lyrics:

Wanna put my tender

Heart in a blender

watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion...

Rondevue! Now I'm through with you!

I know! Weird, huh! I know all the lyrics and the chorus. That was just a sample.

Well I am finished with work at the office for now, so I'm about to leave, but there will be a post talking about the wonderment of my Maymester class coming very soon.