April Fool's Day In Your Face, Molly

So after a very busy weekend, I dedicated a portion of my life last night to my beautiful little sister Molly in order to have a "Prom Practice Hair" Run. How does she thank me? By dumping a gallon of salt into my glass of water. Being the camel that I am, I took about 4 whopping gulps of this sea water before realizing I had been duped. I tried to fake cry so she would feel really bad, but was too busy choking. Mom (in her mommy voice) goes, "what do you say, Molly" and I turned toward my sister expecting a heart-felt apology. But all that little brat does is smirk and say, "April Fools Day!" Ever since that terrifying salt-water incident, I have been sucking down water like crazy! It has really effected my internal plumbing.

To get Molly back, I have decided to make her hair look terrible for her glamourous prom night. Here are some styles I'm considering:

A word to the wise. Don't mess with me. I will take you down.

(sinister, huh)