Tricia and Caleb

I must add that my favorite part was when Stephanie-South Carolina (who Tricia kept saying has bad hair-my wife, sweet spirit) was given a rose over the girl from Lousiana with colagen lips and someone else who was ugly and I jumped up and down on the couch yelling "In your face, Tricia!" because she was saying thinkgs like "Anyone but Stephanie South Carolina." Furthermore, glamour shot on the bachelor's website is not nearly as bad as how she looked at the last rose ceremony.

Also, I swear that Peyton was a KD. Look at that glam shot-doesn't it belong on a KD composite somewhere? Furthermore, she was wearing a green dress on her date, and as Travis, Luke, Trey, and I know, KD is all about some green. Don't believe me? Link. Still don't?

Yes, the idea that he's drunk is always good, but sometimes I like to pretend that he's a touch retarded. It also makes the show more enjoyable.

For what it's worth, I'm cheering for Bevin, the girl from Palo Alto who is a medical researcher. For those of you who are unfamiliar, that probably means she works at Stanford University, which is freaking awesome. (Just a tidbit about Stanford: their mascot (the Cardinal) is a singular noun, and not plural like everyone else's (i.e. Bulldogs, Yellow Jackets, Tigers, etc). That's right, they're the Stanford Cardinal. Back to Bevin.) I also am thrilled beyond description of the prospect that in a week or two, one of the slutty girls will wear something low-cut and short, while Bevin will still be limping around on crutches, and Bevin will get a rose causing another slut to go home empty handed and angry that "the cripple even got a rose!" I pray for this every night.

In addition, I wanted to include the link to Tricia's aptly-named Crazy Eyes. I swear those eyes look painted on.

In summary, Kate will still win, though Bevin is my dark horse.