Poor Andy Baldwin....

Episode Three of The Bachelor: OAAG left Caleb and I more bumfuzzled than ever. That is until we realized what was clearly under our nose the entire time: Andy was drunk during the taping of at least 83% of the show. But we were okay upon this conclusion because it explains so much: first of which perhaps that he might not be gay after all, as Claire has hypothesized, but it also sheds light on Andy's bizarre behavior. Of course! He's just drunk!

So here are a few of our notes- Caleb, feel free to post with more:
The weirdest part of the episode was when Andy had a one-on-one date with TWO girls at the same time. I'm not good with math, but come on!
Caleb was rooting for Peyton, whose profession is "sorority recruiter" (what the heck is that? Is that what Fran does now?), while I was rooting for Tessa because she has unkempt but cool brown hair and doesn't appear to wear much make-up but is still cute as a button. Tessa won out in the end (which I called early on because Andy hugged her first THEN hugged Peyton, Sorority Recruiter Extroidonnaire... spelling?) and Andy led her to their very own helicopter to travel back to the mansion in.

BUT FIRST! He must bid the lovely Sorority Recruiter an Intimate Farewell. Even though Peyton just got "dumped" so to speak, she still allowed herself to be swept away into the loving (yet hypocritical) embrace of our Andy: Officer and a Gentleman. During the embrace, our stud Andy just kept saying: You're just a really awesome person." He never said her name, which makes me wonder if he knows it. Maybe he just chose Tessa because he could only remember her name?

That pretty much hits the highlight of all I gleaned from the show. There are tidbits here and there, but they are all things found in every cliched episode, so it would just be boring to sit here and type it out. Just to recap, however, let no man forget that pretty much every single BG is currently "in love" with Andy and they are all having a difficult time "dating a guy with 16 other girlfriends."