Wednesday, August 6, 2008

You're Hired!

So I am having a bit of trouble finding a job here in Mobile. No worries though because I have come across several opportunities I think are potentially life changing jobs:

1. Movie Extra-
Movie Extras Needed
Earn $100-$300 per day.
All looks, types & ages.
800-340-8404 x 2119

2. Oyster Shucker-
To: Pry Shell Open with Knife. Remove & Pack Oyster by Placing in Container. Place shell in a receptacle. Keep work area clean. Worker buys own knife.

3. Plasma Donator- GROSS!

Then there's the obvious flatbed truckers, doormen, etc. that you would expect to find. I would totally take the Oyster Shucker job, but I can't buy my own knife right now.

2 comments:

Claire said...

There are positions here in Bham for crew members for the local Hot Air Ballooning team. I think this has your name all over it.

Unknown said...

what kind of movies? kids? drama? horror? adult novelty?
i am seeing a potential in this